January 2011
Where did the word "FUCK" come from?
like-aahs: thewhitechapelmurderer: mababy: Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The...
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"you can't go out" -mom
itslorendee: ayeejeremy: LOOL
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Have you ever noticed that when Twilight was big...
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GUESS WHAT ?
im not gonna shower until next year
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So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
pleasedontsaygoodbye-: gabbi-ethicia: malfoy-maniac: absolutezerification: LMFAO THIS OH MY GOD. AHAHHAHAHAHAH OMGG AHHAHA
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I remember 2010 like it was yesterday.
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my parents just left the house ...
fuck my life
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Here's how New Year's is going to be like
just1ntim3: 11:55 pm i’m gonna be like Then the clock hit’s 12:00 and everyone is cheering and everyone has their New Years kiss, except you Then it’s 12:01 and everyones going to be like Now what…..
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Some people talk to their parents crazy..
canninuscunnilingus: helloicomeinpieces: My friends are like “shut up bitch”: Im sitting there like: Im expecting their parents to be like to be like: But they sit there like: Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave: Then im like: I wish I could do that shit: THIS^^^^ EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.ONEOFTHEM.
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last follow train of 2010. let's make it a big...
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School is awesome.
domokun1992: seeingwithears: smartidiot:   Except for the people who scream in the hallways and you just want to be like And the people who walk in the hallway too slow, you’re like And then the girls and boys who think they’re everything, you’re all like And then some bitch talks shit about you, and you’re all like And the teachers are boring, well, let’s not even go there. Plus,...
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Dear girls: Boys are not going to run to your...
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Listenvaleriethai: Here, MP3 version for y’alls...
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December 2010
IS ANYONE ELSE STILL AWAKE ?
4:42 am - not even tired yet :D
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reblog if you've done something your parents still...
justinbieberthinks: purpleismything:   Date my boyfriend for a year….still am…. heheh oopsies …
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REBLOG IF YOU STARTED 2010 SINGLE AND ENDING IT...
ipreferearlgrey: fyeahallstarweekendgifs: katiebisson: More like “Reblog if you came into this world single and are leaving it single.” Forever Alone :) FOREVER ALONEEE Forever .. lol …. forever alone
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I got a crush on you
leilockheart: When my crush approaches me this way: I pretend to be calm: And when he’s gone I look: I’ll start texting my friends about what happened: And my friends are happier than me: I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened: I am guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
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I hate it when you talk to someone every single...
this happens a little too often :(
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You've worn that outfit already.
eliicabral: hamsterpham: paopaoguy: nay-ron: Well, you always wear that face and you don’t see me complaining. Smooth.  
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Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
demirralowfobtou: happinessishardtofind: fallenpride: coolkiddzcroo: catieeatsbabies: lezrunaway: heyitsalexxx: alexxsmiless: -imnotyours: omgitsmary: callmesamuel: -tohaveahome: dacupcakebomb: UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I’M...
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DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
lovesweeterthancandy: ohsheena: siopaostarr: soooperfries:
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For guys, it's "bros over hoes". For girls, it's...
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I love that moment. When you're on a long car...
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TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
resucitar: - WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR. - WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE. - WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR, - AND FAILED. - THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE. - THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS. - WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK
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Don't you hate it those nights where you have...
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Re-blog if you actually read the text posts of the...
flambebella: tumblr wouldn’t be tumblr without them!
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